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Our thanks to the many people that flocked to our booth at the Erotica LA show and the recent AASECT (American Association of Sex Educators, Counselors, and Theripists) conference. The overwhelmingly positive response leads us to believe that we’re on to something. If you missed the show and would still like a chance to see the Ultimate Love Machine, it will be part of an exhibit at the Erotic Museum located at 6741 Hollywood Blvd., Hollywood, CA 90028. Call the museum at (323) 463-7650 or visit them online. And, if you are a club owner or video producer and would like to make arrangements to borrow a one of our machines for a video shoot or a special event, you can reach us through our contact page.

The Ultimate Love Machine is a patent pending, industrial strength machine, designed for those of you who are tired of sex “toys”. And, unlike most marital aids, the Ultimate Love Machine is meant to enhance the experience with a partner, not replace that partner (although there is an optional appliance holder for those times when you’d like to fly solo). The variable speed, fractional horsepower gear motor, drives the bed of the machine in a reciprocating motion (back and forth), that propels the users on a ride they just won’t believe. This machine is like a carnival ride for the bedroom.

The mechanics of making love on the Ultimate Love Machine is similar to having sex in an unassisted fashion. Once “coupling” has occurred, the machine can be turned on and the entire body of the partner on the machine is moved back and forth in a reciprocating motion. The physically demanding aspect of the activity (i.e. the thrusting) is accomplished by the machine. You might ask, “Who really needs a powered machine to help them make love?” This machine is to sex, what power steering is to driving. So, the answer to that question is, why walk to the party when you can drive.

You might be a middle aged couple that has found the physical demands of an active sex life have become too much for you. You might be active 30 somethings who just want to kick it up a notch. Or, you might be a couple with physical challenges who want to experience things for the first time, that were never before possible. Whatever your motivation, the Ultimate Love Machine is versatile and adaptable. The operating speed is variable from slow and smooth, to hard and fast. The height is adjustable to accommodate individuals of differing statures, in various positions, from lying to kneeling to sitting. The position of the stirrups and the shoulder braces are also adjustable.

Whether you’re young or old, gay or straight, a marathon runner or a couch potato, this is an incredible machine at an incredible price. Gather up all those battery powered sex toys and chuck ‘em in the trash. Once you’ve gone industrial, you’ll never go back!

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